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tillyandtroyesivan:

weholytrinititties:

homo-alert:

I need booze, rough sex, and taco bell.

Tyler Oakley?

The URL is homo-alert of course it’s Tyler Oakley

(via jackfrostapplesauce)

— 6 hours ago with 2006 notes

narwhal-noir:

I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

(via designmischief)

— 6 hours ago with 87933 notes

loserpoet:

the fact that some people on this site are sexually aroused by benevolent cucumberpatch  is proof that someone will find you attractive no matter how ugly you may be. there is always hope

(via jackfrostapplesauce)

— 6 hours ago with 7389 notes

theghostofmikeyway:

When i read Panic! at the disco i read it like

PANIC!

                                                     at the disco

(via castiels-celestiel-dick)

— 6 hours ago with 149876 notes

gymnosofi:

mypatientvessel:

Dude.

My dad was telling me about these girls at his old college who invented a nail polish that paints on clear, and if you stir your drink with your finger with the nail polish on, it will react with the “Date Rape” drug and turn red.

Dude. It’s genius.

http://www.2lovemylips.co.uk/

(via passionpayne)

— 6 hours ago with 477109 notes

policecodeforzombieontheloose:

buzzfeedgeeky:

Gospels from the mouth of DanRad

"fuck that, I’m Harry Potter"

(via j-e-r-i-c-h-o)

— 6 hours ago with 294747 notes

decibelsandpaperbacks:

This week on Tumblr:

It’s a metaphor. You’re a metaphor. I’m a metaphor. Your keybord is a metaphor. Everything is a metaphor. The universe is turning into one giant metaphor on a molecular scale. Run. It’s too late.

(Source: little-blue-aeroplane, via aidhanturner)

— 6 hours ago with 41444 notes

uglysoulsbeautifulbodies:

DO NOT DISMISS A SOMETHING A CHILD IS PROUD OF. LOOK AT IT. POINT SOMETHING OUT AND TELL THEM YOU LOVE IT. IF A CHILD DRAWS YOU A RAINBOW, TELL THEM YOU LOVE HOW IT HAS RED. THEY WILL THINK “WOW. IT DOES HAVE RED. THEY LOVE HOW I PUT RED IN IT. I PUT RED IN IT. AND THEY NOTICED.” MAKE SURE YOUR CHILD KNOWS YOU ARE PROUD OF THEM.

(via milesawayfromw0nd3rland)

— 7 hours ago with 29415 notes
zodiaccity:

Zodiac Files: Taurus is the kind of friend who…..

zodiaccity:

Zodiac Files: Taurus is the kind of friend who…..

— 7 hours ago with 1186 notes